I want to have a marriage like this holy shit
i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
Got Chef BoyJardine cooking dinner for us tonight! - josedbf
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
It used to take me an hour and a half of travel time to visit my sister in the same state.
it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni ever day
It takes me 1 hour on 2 buses and 2 trains just to get to school every day. Straya.
Cute, but I just drove 6 hours to visit my aunt one state over.
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
Movin’ up in the world :P This is where I stop.