unenergetic:

I want to have a marriage like this holy shit

cokestream:

* seductively flips leg hair* 

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Photoshop [via]

awklicious:

i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

stadography:

l0sth0pe:

retroyouth:

savcreeps:

hereewegoagainn:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cherryflavortears:

karochina:

my favourite photo on tumblr

mindfucked me for a lifetime

this is creepy i want a hug

I reblog this every time I see it

Time is relative. Who are we to say sixty seconds equal a minute…

Exactly

Shit

That wall speak the truth.

Got Chef BoyJardine cooking dinner for us tonight! - josedbf

gallifrey-feels:

den-laekker-pige:

shitweed:

ladyherondale:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

It used to take me an hour and a half of travel time to visit my sister in the same state.

it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni ever day

It takes me 1 hour on 2 buses and 2 trains just to get to school every day. Straya.

Cute, but I just drove 6 hours to visit my aunt one state over.

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

Movin’ up in the world :P This is where I stop.

gottalovehedgehogs:

Excuse me but this seat is taken.

lifeloveanddesire:

She is so damn cute.